Premiere Of Summit Entertainment's "RED 2" - Arrivals

Can we all agree that Helen Mirren puts the sex in sexagenarian? Also, that I have a promising future in comedy?

The Huffington Post has a great item about Helen Mirren’s shoes today that ends with “When we grow up, we want to be Helen Mirren.” Fuck that. I want to be Helen Mirren at this exact moment. Also, HuffPo, why are you using the majestic plural?

Los Angeles premiere of 'RED 2'

Look at how unbelievably sexy Mirren looks in a floor length, emerald Elie Saab gown with transparent fuck-me (consensually) heels on the red carpet at the the Los Angeles premiere of RED 2.

She has called the shoes her “secret weapons” for long legs, saying, “I used only to be able to get them in stripper shops, but now you can buy them everywhere – although, unfortunately, that means everyone else has discovered the trick too.” 

While making the rounds promoting RED 2, Mirren talked about her fashion choices and screw-what-you-think attitude. Mirren was a guest on The Tonight Show and Jay Leno brought up her pink dye job from earlier this year. Assuming it was for a role, she told him that she dyed her hair pink because, I don’t know she wanted to. He had the audacity to ask if she ran it by her husband first, and she quipped “I’m too old to ask people permission to do things anymore.” And why would she? Helen Mirren has it all figured out.

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