So, this is pretty cool. Dame Helen Mirren beat out nubile contestants like Jennifer Lopez and Pippa Middleton to win the title “Best Body of the Year” in a poll conducted by the L.A. Fitness health club chain.  According to The New York Daily News, over 2,000 people voted in the poll, and she was up against stiff competition like Kate Winslet, Kelly Brook, and Elle MacPherson (who came in second). It just goes to show you that getting older doesn’t have to mean you stop getting hotter (as if Sex and the City hadn’t hammered that point home yet). Why, I bet if the 66-year-old actress lives another 66 years, she’ll be twice as hot as she is now!

Here is a photo of Helen Mirren in a bikini:

Jesus Christ. Everyone says that big boobs get super saggy with age, but Mirren’s are looking just fine here. This gives me hope for my own sweater melons. And those arms! How does she do it?

She does it with her Nintendo Wii. “You can hula, jog, yoga, step – all in one session,” she told The Daily Mail in 2010. “You need never get bored, as every day you can tailor a new workout. It challenges you, and you do it at home, so nobody need see you in those old yoga pants and torn T-shirt.” That last part about not leaving the house especially appeals to me. Brb, buying my first video game console since I was 12.