Russian GQ named Tom Ford ‘International Man of the Year’ and ran the typical Tom-Ford-broods-next-to-a-naked-ass profile shot that runs in every single Tom Ford photo ever taken in the history of fashion coverage. However, the lead image that accompanies the story inside the magazine… does everybody else one better.

Yes, Tom Ford has upped the ante. Scroll down if you dare:

If you have a minute, go read Jenna Sauers’ savaging of Tom Ford’s Tom Fordness at Jezebel. Every last line is golden (eg, “Tom Ford has two speeds: Sex and SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX.”)