I think we can all agree that breasts are wonderful. No one’s going to be mad at seeing a boob, in fashion, or in print, or in real life.
But I also think it’s safe to say that no one wants to see gross misinterpretations of boobs, and unfortunately, that’s exactly what one designer recently created. Gianni Molaro debuted the above number, which looks like something out of a “Futurama” nightmare, at Alta Roma fashion week.
It would be one thing if this were an incredible design aside from the boob. But it isn’t. It’s ill-fitting and oddly asymmetrical, insofar as it doesn’t look like it’s asymmetrical on purpose. In short, it looks like something that would get someone kicked off “Project Runway” faster than Heidi Klum can say “divorce” (burn).
The whole thing is made even worse by the fact that Molaro made the model walk halfway down the runway with her arms crossed over her one breast:
But perhaps you disagree…? Do you see something in this cyclops boob dress that I don’t? Feel free to comment.