I take back everything I said about trying not to be outraged. This is insanity.

Meet the ‘Ski Buckle Gladiator Sandals’ byLanvin, described as a “python and neoprene open toe gladiator sandal with adjustable ski straps.”

I mean, I guess python is a really expensive material. But who thinks to himself, “I like gladiator shoes. And I like Tevas. But I fucking love python!”?

Available at Barneys.

(Life Files via Jezebel)