Not Steve Buscemi in a dress, mind you, although that would probably be cool too, because everything Steve Buscemi does is cool. A motherfucking Steve Buscemi dress. Look at the model pointing to Steve, as if to say, “yes indeed, that is Steve Buscemi, celebrated character actor, family man, and all around great guy. What are you gonna do about it?” Or maybe she’s pointing to her tits. It’s hard to know for sure.
And just when you think the fun is over…wait, what’s that?
That’s right, it’s another Steve Buscemi. This dress has two Steve Buscemis on it, looking out over us with those wrinkly, kind eyes. Considering. Watching. Never judging. This blows that Beyonce dress out of the water. (Sorry, Jennifer.)
In other news, I can’t wait for Boardwalk Empire to return, and have been amusing myself with Chicks With Steve Buscemi’s Eyes (self-explanatory) in the interim.
($100, available online via BlackMilk)