Sometimes, we get so caught up in taking advantage of the opportunity that Halloween presents to wear the least amount of clothing possible that we forget that if all we wear is a minidress, it’s not really a costume. See, just rocking a tight, spandex number doesn’t make you an earless cat or a broomless witch. It just makes you a chick in a tiny dress. Which is fine, but it doesn’t count as a costume. Sorry.