It’s hard for me to choose a least favorite (because Catelynn and Tyler are my most favorite, obviously) from the ridiculous crop of teenagers featured on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant, but one of the worst young moms by far was Nikkole Paulun, who had a terrible on-and-off relationship with her borderline abusive baby’s father, Josh Drummonds. Despite her utter incompetence as a parent, Nikkole has already garnered a fan base from her appearance on the show. Now, she’s trying to cash in on it in case the MTV gravy train runs out. First up? She’s auctioning off her maternity Homecoming dress on eBay. In case you had any faith in humanity left, bids the dress are already up to $5,600, with an entire week still left on the auction.

That reminds me… maybe it’s time to go update that terrible prom dress gallery.