Have you ever heard people repeat “Tights aren’t pants” like a mantra? We have, and we hear leggings aren’t either. We do think there’s some leeway on the subject–tights certainly enable you to get away with shorter skirts, though we agree that Sienna Miller took it too far that one time.

But nothing really prepared us for the April cover of Harper’s Bazaar Spain, featuring a very, very pantsless Izabel Goulart. The Victoria’s Secret angel was shot by Nico in an Emilio Pucci jacket and, uh, shoes.

This is very silly. Or art. One of those.