Former awkward, mullet-wearing teenager January Jones grew into one of the sexiest women in the entire world, which she showed off by getting wet and naked in a ridiculously hot editorial for digital magazine Violet Grey.

The article starts with Jones hotly hotting her hot hot in a bathtub. She’s gorgeous, but now we have bathroom envy. Can you imagine having a deep, marble tub that was always perfectly clean and full of hot water? That sounds so luxurious we wouldn’t even have to accessorize with crystal ashtrays or diamond bracelets. (But we would definitely wear diamond bracelets in the bathtub, because that’s how we roll.)

The editorial also features Jones lounging naked on a tufted velvet designer couch wearing only fur coat and a hand bra to keep things PG.

“I prefer to remain mysterious and have people make their own judgment calls about me than to always have to explain who I am and what I’m about,” she told Violet Grey. “I try to take risks and shock people a little bit, it’s important to provoke some sort of emotion, negative or positive.”

When asked which celebrity she’d most like to go to bed with, Jones had a quick answer:

Paul Newman or Rihanna,” she said. Riri and the salad dressing guy are two pretty different people, but we guess hot is as hot does. Rihanna’s already done a sexy spread with Shakira. Maybe she’d be up for one with January Jones, too. (January Jones should send this spread as an audition. It’s very convincing.)

Unfortunately, Jones is wearing the super-trendy wet bob, or “wob,” throughout the editorial, but considering that it’s bathtub-themed, we’re willing to forgive it just this once. Check out the rest of the sexy, sexy shoot at Violet Grey, and be prepared to envy Jones’ crystal decanters full of what is undoubtedly top-shelf whiskey.

(Photo: Facebook/VioletGrey)