Welcome to the nightmare world of JeanPants, a Japanese import boxerbrief that looks like a pair of denim cut-offs. Although it’s an excellent development for Never Nudes (who need the look of denim cut-offs but hate their stiff, constricting fit) it’s pretty terrible for everyone else. By which I mean, McCarren park is going to be full of ironic sunbathers this summer and I’m gonna see a lot of authentic bulges cradled lovingly in faux-denim and there is absolutely already a tear trickling from my eye. Also, they are $60. Naturally.

They only thing they’re missing is a built-in penis mold.

(via Styleite, who cheekily asks if you’d spend $60 on them)