Jenna Jameson

Whenever the Kid’s Choice Awards roll around, we have our work cut out for us because the looks are generally dreadful and we generally have to be nice because kids are wearing them. Luckily, Jenna Jameson came along today and gave us a red carpet look we can really explore.

The adult film superstar celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas over the weekend at Crazy Horse III (a gentleman’s club, per the background). Which is to say, Jameson’s catsuit with sheer panels makes a lot of sense in context. And these shoes:

Jenna Jameson shoesOkay.

So, let’s take a gander at the whole thing, shall we? It’s not NSFW or anything, but it’s kind of exactly what you’d expect from a pornstar throwing herself a birthday party at a strip club:

Jenna Jameson

Good to see she kept things modest with a turtleneck, though.

And we haven’t even mentioned what’s going on with her hair yet. Which is, as you can see, shaved on one side a la Cassie, but for added inexplicable decisions, it’s also a blownout shade of Manic Panic (Electric Lizard, says our inner goth teenager). She added a bunch of earrings because why not and topped it all off with a heavy smoky eye.

Here it is from the side:

Jenna JamesonIn our right mind we know this isn’t just a fashion disaster, but a particularly egregious one–however, this is exactly the venue for such a look and we feel like we can’t really hold it against her.

So… it’s a wash?

(Photos via Wenn)