In the January issue of Elle Magazine, Jessica Biel tells us many things we already knew about her life, like “I wore a pink wedding dress” and “I enjoy being married to Justin Timberlake” (I’m paraphrasing). Luckily, the accompanying photos are about as weird as the interview is run-of-the-mill, with Mrs. Timberlake acting out outlandish scenarios with various famous fashion designers. Why, it’s almost enough to make up for the half hour of my life that I didn’t waste reading a cookie cutter profile! Click through to see what I mean.

(Via Elle)

Photos: Elle

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