At this point, Jessica Biel is just daring you to punch her. Go ahead. Punch her right in the shoulders. She doesn’t care. In fact, she will have no idea that it even happened, because she has two relatively large airbags resting on her rotator cuffs to protect her from any threat of impact. She’s also got a gold leaf belt, which appears to be some sort of nod to ancient Greece, and additionally, the forceful gown brushes the floor, so…that’s pretty dramatic.

Anyway, what do you think of this aggressive piece of fashion? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Does it stir up feelings that you didn’t even know you had the capacity to feel, let alone be able to name?