OMG! Jessica Simpson got a Birkin for her birthday! Apparently her nebulously employed boyfriend spent $15k to gift her with an Hermès Brikin. The formerly famous singer tweeted:

Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)

Jackie O who? “Jackie O who” is right! Because Jackie O wouldn’t be caught dead making duckface on the internet under a mop of processed hair, reveling in her own conspicuous consumption while wearing motherfucking plaid pajama pants.

(via Twitter)