Justin Bieber got Jesus’ face tattooed on his leg, but more frightening than that is the early 90s suburban teen attempt at hip-hop style he’s sporting on the beach in this picture. What is happening here? The sagged basketball shorts? The hat with the flat bill resting absurdly high on his teenage head? Bieber, have you seen any fashion ads in the past decade? Who are you, Vanilla Ice?

I think it’s time to replace the Head of Beach Fashion at Camp Biebs.

[Image via Styelite]