As you may recall, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on the cover of French fashion mag L’Officiel Hommes this month, demonstrating for all their newfound love of privacy by having simulated sex, rather than actual sex. Now, Kimye can be seen having simulated sex with itself across many pages of the magazine in an editorial of epic me-portions. How is it that Kim and Kanye manage to look narcissistic and fame-hungry even as they demonstrably possess all the fame one could possibly be hungry for? That is truly a mystery for the ages.

Photos: L’Officiel Hommes