As their publicists have made sure you know by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating. And, in exchange for some extra media attention and access to her admittedly bangin’ body, Kanye must take her around to all the fancy fashion events he’s invited to, because she wants to be a high fashion couture type lady, and also because she has no job and is bored. But as Yeezy is too much of a fashion snob to be seen out with someone who inspires whispers of “it costs a lot of money to look that cheap,” he seems to be slowly molding her into some sort of quasi-cool-looking, neutral-colored interloper. At least now she’s easier for Carine Roitfeld to ignore at parties?