Last night, Katy Perry wore a perfectly respectable Temperley London dress to the ASCAP POP Music Awards. But much to our chagrin, she for some reason chose to have the strap lazily and sloppily falling off her left shoulder, revealing what looks like a cat scratch down her breast, and making the whole rest of the dress hang horribly on her famously perky figure.

What’s the word here, Katy Perry? Are you sadder about Russell Brand than you’re letting on? Are you trying to bring sloppy back? Or is this the beginning of some sort of saccharine-sweet pop star rendition of a Courtney Love phase?

And also, gentle readers, how do you feel?

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