The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.
Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha.
Kristen Wiig may look slightly underdressed, but that’s only because a lot of B and C-listers use this event (and all of them) as an excuse to dress up like particularly foolish peacocks. Wiig can do no wrong and she looks great.
Cody Simpson… or deep fried Justin Bieber?
It would appear Johnny Depp skipped the red carpet, because he was too busy buying pre-distressed things.
(all photos via Getty)