As everyone in the world, even the ones without television and Twitter, already know, Baby Yeezus Kimye, AKA Child Of All Children, AKA Neo, AKA “The One,” has been born. Finally, the media can stop calling Kim Kardashian fat! Well, let’s be honest, they probably won’t stop doing that (but, if you’re listening, General Tabloid Media People: seriously, it’d be cool if you stopped doing that).
Now, despite having given Kim an e-hard time with her wardrobe choices and never-ending cutouts, we are admittedly fascinated with these daily decisions she dons (I realize how hokey that alliteration sounded now that I’ve typed it, but it feels so appropriate here). Therefore, we are delivering you a review of all the oddities Kim Kardashian has worn while pregnant. And you know what I learned while making this little list? Some of her outfits were actually pretty nice! And that the ones that were bad were really, really bad. I learned that, too.
Her New Year’s outfit was the first sign that the maternity wear train was gonna be a long and bumpy ride.
Remember this one? I know, I know, you were trying to forget it…:(
Hey, this dress was actually pretty nice!
…by wearing these. My single least favorite pair of pants on the entire planet.
I know a lot of people hated this outfit, but I really loved it. If I were pregnant and hanging out on the red carpet, I think I might gander at a look like this.
This reminds me of a napkin I once used, except devoid of barbeque sauce.
When seeing Givenchy‘s Fall/Winter show with Kanye, she wore an invisibility suit!
I’m not sure if I hate this or love it or want to use something like it for storing craft supplies in a clever way.
Everybody knows pantsuits with dress tops with collars are the way to go when it comes to divorce proceedings!
Look, she framed Baby Yeezus for us! Okay, but in all seriousness, I kinda love this look that she wore to the Kardashian Khaos store’s opening at The Mirage Hotel & Casino.
I would wear this while pregnant. This could be an insult or compliment, depending on how much you trust my fashion judgment.
I’m skeptical of cutouts already, but ones like this make me wish they could simply be banned (along with peplums, naturally).
I feel like Snooki is incredibly jealous she didn’t wear this first.
Aaaand who could forget the epic Met Gala dress? Side note: I liked this a lot better before I realized there was a leg slit and weird snap-like things up on its hem.
Which look are you most fond of?
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