The Kanye West and Kim Kardashian wedding weekend is here (and you thought it was only Memorial day). We’ve had the bachelorette party and a hair mystery, but the biggest thing yet to be revealed is her wedding dress. After hearing about the $550 facials, nothing would surprise me about her dress. She might have gotten married before, but with Kanye as the groom, anything is possible. Feathers, sequins, tulle, lace, cut-outs, beads, unicorn hair, there are no limits to what these two will come up with and call art. While it is sure to be custom-made, there are plenty of ready-made dresses that they can use for inspiration.
Here are the wedding dresses that would get Kanye’s seal of approve:
2. Atelier Versace Spring 2014
With a slit this high, she might be able to do another backside selfie at the reception.
If she really is getting married at Versailles, she might as well go full-on Marie Antoinette with a too-wide-for-the-door skirt.
4. Ellie Saab Spring 2014 Couture
Lace and eyelet make this one of the more demure choices, but the sheer panels keep it sexy.
Body-con, cut-outs, beading, this one has a lot of the prerequisites.
6. Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014
I don’t think ancient historical buildings are generally heated, so a fur collar will keep Kim warm.
7. Julien Macdonald Spring 2014
If Kim chose this, the most shocking thing would be that she chose silver instead of white.
8. Alex Mabille Couture Spring 2014
This would almost be a boring old wedding dress, that is if it didn’t have a sparkly six pack sewn on to it.
A shot of metallic fabric keeps this from being too traditional. The platform sandals also help.
The plunging neckline makes up for the arms being covered. Plus, you know gold has to be one of her colors.
This skirt reminds me of those beaded curtains they have in places they sell incense and natural soaps. Kanye will think it’s art.
12. Julien Macdonald Spring 2014
I hope she remembered to pack extra double-sided tape if her dress is anything like this.
Kim can only wear sleeves if the rest of the dress is 65% sheer. Fact.
14. Zuhair Murad Spring 2014
The gold belt keeps the dress from being too simple.