Usually, when we write about Kristen Stewart, it’s for fairly predictable reasons — she’s either smiled, or she hasn’t smiled.

But today, we bring to your attention something entirely new: Kristen Stewart has made an interesting sartorial choice. Peep these Balenciaga pants that she wore to Cannes:

Here they are close up:

I don’t know about you, but somehow these pants are like cocaine for me. I can literally feel them stimulating the reward center in my brain, shooting dopamine to the various crevices of my think tank, and making me feel otherwise inexplicably happy and joyful. I think I’ll stare at them for a while and then go to a rave.

What about you?

Photos by Getty via Huffington Post