Some clever person over at INF Daily has made the keen observation that Lady Gaga’s hat, worn today in London for an appearance on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man, looks like a sperm. A little manswimmer, headed directly for her head, and then continuing on down to God knows where.
It’s an apt description, to be sure — I also like to imagine that sperm are pink and giant and very deliberate in their directional capabilities. But I also think we need guard against the obvious — that this hat should one day run into this hat. The world just isn’t ready.