So, this is what sophistication for a lady sports fan looks like... OK.

So, this is what sophistication for a lady sports fan looks like… OK.

Sick of rocking one of those awful mesh-like tops when you’re rooting for the Patriots? Or what about those ill-fitting Boston Red Sox T-shirts that were so clearly made for men-only? (Yes, I’m mentioning all New England teams for all obvious reasons.)

No fears you sports-loving ladies of the world, your time has come. Slater Zorn is here to save the day with their “loyalty meets luxury” brand of glitzy clothing. Did anyone really like those sweatpants with the Celtics logo on the hip? (Do they even make those?)

Created by Beth Wittig, who lives and breathes for the University of Kansas Jayhawks, decided it was time to take women’s sportswear in the direction of “sophistication.”

“Clothes are just another means to articulate our passions for the things we love and support,” Wittig explained in a press release. “Slater Zorn allows us to do so with that elegant and individual touch.”


The line of such class, elegance and sophistication includes capes, sweaters, hats, socks… you name it. And range from $25 to $650 — far more than you’d ever pay for some crummy Yankees T-shirt. Yes, I went there.

However, as one who doesn’t know much about sports, I’m confused. I don’t see any emblems on any of this gear nor do I see “Brady” scrawled across the back of any of the sweaters (that’s not fancy?), but apparently this is a color thing — kinda like how fans paint there faces in the colors of their teams? But this is in cashmere instead?

I know someone out there just lost their shit with excitement over this, and got one more person taken care of on their Christmas list.

Photo: Slater Zorn