Designer Julien MacDonald claims Karl Lagerfeld used to carry around an old-fashioned black fan and hit colleagues with it when they displeased him. MacDonald better watch his back because Kaiser Karl doesn’t tolerate snitches. –Racked

An adult onesie from Norway is sweeping the closets of British celebs and assholes alike. –Daily Mail

Dutch company Suit Supply rolled out a creepy campaign featuring men looking up womens’ skirts and, uh, faux-raping them?! –Coco Perez

Inspire strangers to stop you on the street and ask invasive questions with this gallery of surrealist oddball footwear. Er, “statement shoes.” –

Gisele Bundchen will “never retire,” plans on being beautiful forever. –Fashionologie

Good news: the house of McQueen has settled with the Hell’s Angels, who were suing for logo plagiarism. Bad news: the merchandise will have to be destroyed. –WWD

Your first glance of Thom Browne’s upcoming line for women: shrunken shapes, preppy patterns and piles of costume jewelry. –Jak & Jil

Kanye West appreciated the opportunity to design a line of Louis Vuitton shoes, but Marc Jacobs also “broke [his] heart.” –Fashionista

The outrageous, obscure and occasionally just pretentious costumes at Visionaire’s MoMA P.S. 1 Halloween bash. –New York Times

The contestants in the Miss Liberty America pageant must have bodacious swimsuit bodies, know CPR and be excellent markswomen. –

Alber Elbaz talks the H&M line, namely good taste at affordable prices and how Lanvin isn’t “cool.” –Vogue.UK

A chat with Victoria’s Secret Angels Chanel Iman & Erin Heatherton, who are promoting the brand’s new NFL-inspired apparel. Because if you’re built like a lingerie model, the first thing you want to do is bury yourself in a football jersey. –Fashion Indie

For her final Topshop capsule collection, Kate Moss is rolling out some of her previous seasons’ greatest hits. –Nylon

See the full lookbook of Stella McCartney’s new line for kids. Look carefully so you’ll be able to spot spoiled children from 100 yards away. –Lookbooks

Because beauty is about good genes and good upkeep, supe Jerry Hall and up-and-coming model/daughter Georgia May Jagger are jointly promoting a line of suncare products. –Daily Mail

See all the images from Steven Meisel’s Italian Vogue cover shoot, featuring drowsy, naked models Freja Beha and Iselin Steiro sharing a fur coat [NSFW]. –Frockwriter

All the pretty faces and high fashion from the New York Public Library’s Lions Gala. –

The Kardashians wore animal-shaped headgear in NYC. Go back to LA. –Celebuzz