Some thoughts:

-If I could afford it, I would probably just wear Rick Owens head-to-toe everyday

-Halloween is awesome

-This jacket is beautiful

-Oh my god this jacket is beautiful

-Make sure to style jackets like this with actual grown-up clothes, because you run the risk of looking like Lindsay Lohan (leggings aren’t pants)

-Everything I do today can be unapologetically “kinda goth” because Halloween is this weekend and no one can judge

-If you buy this jacket, you will be the fliest bitch in the mall parking lot with all the other self-pitying, friendless jerks*


Rick Owens High Collar Leather Jacket, $2,655, Net-a-Porter