At his recent fashion show in Paris, one designer had some choice words for the crowd, and those words were: “I LOVE BLACK COCK.”

The designer in question was Bernhard Willhelm, and phrase was emblazoned on sweat bands wrapped around male models’ heads as they strode down the runway. Stéphane Gaboué of Hint called the show a “wild, relentless celebration of gayness,” but to us, it seems a little more like just a wild, relentless celebration of sexuality. After all, I’m sure that there are plenty of women out there who would rock those headbands with a certain sense of truthiness, too.