Marc Jacobs–crown prince of the American fashion establishment–attended the Met Gala last night and wore a sheer lace shirt over boxers with giant witch costume shoes. And athletic socks?

Part of me wants to say, “Oh, Marc, you’re so cheeky! You march to the beat of your own drummer! Way to subvert some stuff!”

The other part says, “This is what would happen if Steven Seagal designed a line of intimates.”

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