How excited are you for Christmas? Not as excited as this lady, I bet. The December issue of W Magazine contains a delightfully weird editorial in which rising French actress (and magazine cover girl) Marion Cotillard acts out a seasonally appropriate fetish involving vinyl clothing and life sized, animated nutcracker men. I’d say this is some art director’s secret shame, but the original always did have a hint of objectum sexualis, now that I think of it. Fortunately, Marion Cotillard can make anything look sexy, even a romance between a woman and a kitchen utensil. The accompanying interview is worth a read, too.

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