The Situation AKA Michael Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore infamy) will be coming to a mall and subsequent frat wedding near you. He is “collaborating” on a collection of deeply ugly tuxedos for FLOW Formal Wear, who approached him because (get ready) “I’m a trendsetter. DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.” Here is the lookbook, full with satin-y finishes, poor life decisions and plenty of challenging material for ironists. Be warned: there is so much elegance and sophistication ahead, your face may sprout its own natural monacle.