Mila Kunis' Baby Bump Deserves Way Better Maternity Wear Than What She Wore Last Night

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Ever since the world found out back in March that Mila Kunis and Kelso Ashton Kutcher are having a baby, it has been at least mildly transfixed on her, ahem, “baby bump.” Now, while I think Mila looks gorgeous and glowing and all the things you would expect one of the most naturally attractive people in entertainment would look whilst there is a fetus growing inside her. But what of her pregnant fashion sense? Of all the people I assumed would have the most killer maternity style, Mila Kunis was definitely in the top 10, so I was disappointed when she took herself out of the running last night with this sad sack of black satin.

Mila appeared at the premiere of Third Person, the new movie she’s in from director Paul Haggis that also stars Olivia WildeLiam NeesonJames FrancoAdrien Brody and Kim Basinger. For the premiere, which took place at Hollywood’s Linwood Dunn Theater Pickford Center, Mila picked a billowy dress made of black satin that resembled a slightly higher-fashion version of Missy Elliott‘s black garbage bag outfit from the music video for “The Rain.”

She doesn’t look bad, of course; it’s Mila Kunis, for goodness’ sake. Her hair is stunning and shiny, her eyes are bright, her skin is exactly why everybody insists pregnant women are “radiant.” And her makeup is lovely! Obviously, she is a stunningly attractive human being:

Mila Kunis' Baby Bump Deserves Way Better Maternity Wear Than What She Wore Last Night

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That said, this dress is terrible and whether a pregnant or non-pregnant person were wearing it, it would still be terrible. Of course, we all have our off days–even famous hot ladies. While she’s by no means obligated to run around in tight or racy clothes that “frame” her stomach, perhaps she could hang out with Lake Bell‘s stylist for a few days and perhaps pick up some solid lessons for red carpet maternity wear.