I know that title sounds strange, but please, just look at this Anthony Vaccarello top and tell me it doesn’t kind of look like an angry face. Here, let me use my extraordinary artistic skills to illustrate:


I was gonna give Miley the benefit of the doubt and just assume she was wearing this top to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno as a bit of a joke. Perhaps it was simply to match the uncomfortable smile she donned throughout the show, who knows? But then I remembered that she wears bras in public a lot.

I’m ambivalent about bralettes as they usually don’t stay in place unless you have magical Katy Perry boobs that emit double-sided tape. Every time I’ve ever tried one on, I feel like a banana split in a wine glass: does it fit? If you cram it in, sure. Does it look fucking ridiculous? Yes, yes it does.

She also wore a pretty rad Manhattan skyline Moschino skirt which I honestly thought was awesome, but Mr. Frowny Face stole the fashion show from said skirt. Anything paired with a bustier belonging to a lost Homestar Runner character will not be noticed. Here’s a better shot of the full outfit.


During the interview, Cyrus always shared a clip from a newer song (which, strange as this sounds coming from my own mouth/keyboard, is pretty snazzy) and shared a brief engagement story about how what’s-his-face asked her to marry him after she sang the aforementioned song. It was not a particularly noteworthy interview, but the outfit made me significantly more interested.

I think Cyrus looks lovely in this outfit: her hair color and cut are great and the makeup is quite pretty. However, I just wish she’d chill out on the “I’M EDGY, ADULTS WEAR LEATHER, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LEATHER ADULT BRA” thing; we get it, you’re engaged and a grown-up and not a child and mostly engaged. But dammit, this could’ve been a pretty great casual outfit had the top not reminded me of Bullet Bill a la Mario Kart.

Pic via JustJared