Miley Cyrus disco ball nipple pasties(Photo: Manuel Munoz, PacificCoastNews)

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then reflective nipple pasties are most certainly the mirrors. Just ask Miley Cyrus, whose bright ‘n’ shiny boobs are officially the most mirror-like surfaces in all of Miami this week, as she wore disco ball nipple pasties while performing on Wednesday night at V magazine’s Art Basel party.

Miley danced around Miami Beach wearing the shimmery nipple stick-ons, as well as a pair of gray tights underneath jean shorts, polka dot shoes, and a wig resembling Janice from The Muppets (if The Muppets took place at Nocturnal Wonderland 2007). Her makeup is perplexing, to say the least, with a peace sign on one cheek and turquoise sludge on her lids. The jean shorts do not fit particularly well (really, why are the tights all the way up to her navel?), but perhaps Miley is simply doing the normcore thing, but…you know, with pasties.

Eventually, she put on a bra to go over the pasties (also known as a “Miami Blouse”) so she could party with Patrick Schwarzenegger like it’s 1999 at the Spirit Halloween store.

Miley Cyrus Patrick Schwarzenegger(Photo: Manuel Munoz, PacificCoastNews)

The biggest question here: are they better than the ice cream nipple pasties she wore for Alexander Wang‘s Spring/Summer 2015 show at New York Fashion Week this year?

(Photo: Miley Cyrus/Instagram)

Obviously, Miley is no stranger to having her naked photos all over the place, or even just taking some with her good ol’ buddy Terry Richardson, but her pastie venture (what a phrase, right?) is a whole new thing. Anybody wanna take bets on how long until Miley collaborates with Nasty Gal and/or American Apparel to create her own line of creepy-sexy nipple covers?