Remember the NSFW, rather depressing photos of Miley Cyrus taken by famed creepy douchebag Terry Richardson back in October? Well, last night at the Jingle Ball in Atlanta, she nearly replicated that red leotard outfit with long sleeves and a high leg cut. Oh, except she Christmas’d it up by adding tufts of white fluff! Tada:
At the I Heart Radio Jingle Ball in Los Angeles last weekend, Miley “twerked” (the world’s still playing fast and loose with that term, eh?) on a dude dressed as Santa Claus while performing. Or, as Liz said, she “pretty much just bends over and rubs her butt on things,” which is almost like dancing. She repeated the performance in Atlanta, except this time, Santa was getting f’ing wasted onstage.
I have no real qualms with my future hypothetical children watching most stuff, but I think this might ruin Santa Claus. “I saw Miley twerking on Santa” doesn’t have quite the same ring as “I saw Mommy kissing Santa.” Or maybe it does, but I’ve been trained to believe it’s a-okay. #EasilyInfluenced, etc.
Speaking of a boozed up Santa, Miley was apparently real drunk last night. When an interviewer from 101.3 KDWB asked what her drunkest memory was, she (inexplicably, but unsurprisingly) said, “Currently right now. Definitely gonna throw up on stage!” When the interviewer noted that she smelled of booze, Miley replied, “I know, I reek of liquor.” Very risque! Very transgressive!
In a comment to Hollywood Life, Miley said something bordering on (surprise!) offensive about her “assistant,” Santa:
“I’m making him get on stage tonight, because he’s not a very good assistant, but he’s a hell of a bad Santa.
“So that’s his new gig. He’s a little bit of an alcoholic, so he’ll get on stage, get drunk and just stumble around.”
I can’t tell if she’s calling the guy playing Santa an alcoholic or the legend Santa himself an alcoholic, but either way, it just sounds idiotic.
On the bright side, a photographer managed to catch this excellent image of Miley that I desperately hope people will start photoshopping into a “Wrecking Ball”-replacing meme.