While Jennifer Lawrence was blinding the red carpet in Fall 2012 Prabal Gurung, Miley Cyrus was doing her best to upstage everyone at last night’s Hunger Games premiere in LA. The singer/actress donned midriff-baring Spring 2012 Emilio Pucci, apparently refusing to learn from Gwyneth Paltrow‘s midriff-baring Pucci mistake at the Emmys. You’ll recall:

Cyrus topped off her crop top (belly dress?) with ombre hair.

In my right mind I know to hate this, but in a weird way, I don’t completely hate it. I started rationalizing like so: “Well, if you’re going to wear a crop top, you might as well at nineteen. …But you absolutely shouldn’t do it on the red carpet. …Then again, this is so goth ’90s that I want Robin Tunney to be wearing it to The Craft premiere and if that was the case I’d probably be okay with it.” But the ’90s are over, goth and country don’t mix and Cyrus probably doesn’t know Robert Smith from Morrissey.

Sorry for my brain. Vote this down, please.

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