I don’t know about you, but when I select my yoga clothes, I’m not looking so much for something that offers a smooth transition from workout studio to club, but for them to be lightweight and breathable, not in danger of malfunctioning and nothing I have to repeatedly remove from my asscrack.

Unfortunately, Reebok’s new campaign makes their EasyTone line appear to meet none of those demands. The ads star Miranda Kerr, who looks very pretty but doesn’t make me at all inclined to buy these clothes for yoga. Here’s why.

Photos by Reebok, Getty via the Daily Mail