MONDAY-HUMOR Our last week’s Monday Humor was so controversial I don’t know how to top it so I’m just going to try to help you guys a bit. Well hope it helps anyway :). Either a woman is pregnant or she’s in her pre-menstrual days, hormones are all over the place. Most Men don’t know what to say or whether to say anything at all. Here’s the Men’s Guide To Women’s Hormonal Days.

PS: I’m a woman so I know it works :). Click “Read More” to read the guide.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


Hope you guys learned something, Happy Monday!

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