Kegels – I guess sometimes they’re too much of a bother to do by yourself. But when someone wants to throw a hot dog down your hallway don’t you want them to remark “why, this hallway is a very small hallway?” Sure you do! Which is why there’s a market for PantyO Kegel exercise underwear. It comes with a swarovski crystal which you can practice Kegel exercises on. In addition to promising to make you “more orgasmic” it will “improve bladder control” and “relieve stress.” Because stress is always relieved by having a terrifying weight attached to your hoo-hah?