Honestly, I like Natalie Portman. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders, she espouses the benefits of a college education, and she wasn’t afraid to shave her head that one time.

But I’m not a fan of this hippie shit. Here, she’s seen visiting the Huntington Library and Botanical Gardens in California with her baby and her baby daddy, wearing some sort of a see-through, homemade looking number. Sure, it looks comfortable — but at what cost?