With “sexy” period panties!
According to the website: “Always chic, always sexy, you rule the city. Whether you’re heading out dancing with the girls or getting dressed up for a movie night in, Friday Night Fabulous™ is what you’re wearing.”
I’m glad that my period is clearly not going to stop me from ruling the entire city like some Maleficent-style supervillain. And the design seem clever. What is the design, you ask?
Sexy Period™ fabric consists of 3 layers—2 absorbent layers (closest to your body) and 1 leak resistant layer (furthest from your body). Our absorbent layers capture and wick liquid keeping you dry and comfortable, while our leak resistant layer traps spills and protects you from embarrassing period leaks so you can still give off that every-girl-is-dying-to-be-you vibe.
All the girls are dying to have a leak resistnt layer next to their lady flower? Just like me? Really? Wow.
Well, okay. Point for design. Well, that is, points for thinking about how to make this work, period panty designers. But I’m not sure we need to make menstruating a sexy event. We could just make it… a liquid reminder of your own fertility? Proof you’re not barren? Because next I’m worried there are going to be toilets marketed towards me doing “sexy business” in there and some things really just aren’t. – Sexy Period