Complimenting Carine Roitfeld on her children, Karl Lagerfeld remarked:

“Yes, no one can say that you don’t take care of them. You’re also lucky because they are very beautiful. It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.”

Yes, Karl, ugly children are the worse. They are like little meatloaves with legs just running hiter and yon, tormenting you, soiling that $1,500 teddy bear.