Pamela Anderson, already a multi-hyphenate (glamour model-Barb Wire-dubiously reluctant porn star) has added another title to her collection: “celebrity designer.” She joined forces with Secrets In Lace to create a line of stockings called Pamela Couture Collection. As much as this is pointless and yet another egregious misuse of the word “couture,” I like a good backseamed stocking. So, there’s the kernel of positivity. I rooted it out. Oh, and they’re reasonably priced, with none over $40.

So. Would you buy Pamela Anderson’s stockings?