I refuse to point out that it looks like she has a herpes sore on her mouth. I just refuse to do it.

I refuse to point out that it looks like she has a herpes sore on her mouth. I just refuse to do it.

Sometimes it’s surprising to see certain celebrities on the cover of Playboy, then all stretched out, legs spread in the inside pages, but for some reason this type of behavior doesn’t seem shocking for Paz De La Huerta. Or maybe it is, and I’m just being judgemental, and should quit basing her current actions on her past ones, because, you know, people change and all that shit.

In the upcoming January/February 2013 issue of Playboy, Paz strips down — nothing entirely new for those of us who have seen Boardwalk Empire — and shows us her goods. Not just her “goods” but her very hairless goods, as in there isn’t even a landing strip. I can’t recall the last time I looked at a Playboy — maybe when Drew Barrymore was in it — but to the best of my knowledge there was always at least something there on their butt-naked ladies. But I could be wrong. I don’t read Playboy; not even for the “articles” as they say.

So without further ado, let’s get to the nitty gritty of this post and check out Paz rolling around on some rocks, posing with a tree and straddling some sand. Yes, straddling sand with her vagina; her VAGINA. Ouch.

Photos: Mario Sorrenti/Playboy