This is what you are looking at right now.

This is a necklace that looks like a dollop of semen serendipitously landed on your clavicle.  Please read the amazing copy that accompanies it: “Pearl Necklace [is] an accurate representation of semen.  It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust.  Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.”

You can spend $420 to wear a silver puddle of seed about your neck and also make your parents really, really disappointed in you.

Buy your own Pearl Necklace here.  If you do, please tell us why below.