Phoebe Price at Sundance

The Sundance Film Festival is currently underway in Park City, Utah, which means one thing: fringe celebrities coming out of the fucking woodwork. Yes, rather than being a celebration of independent filmmaking as it was originally intended, the Festival has really become a place for marginally famous people to pose next to branded objects so they can take gobs of those objects home for free.

And their queen? Their queen is Phoebe Price.

Price is a self-described model, actress and, dunno, “strong woman” maybe, but she’s become a tiny bit famous for getting (paying?) paparazzi to follow her around Southern California all day and wearing crazy shit on the red carpet.

Sundance, though, is a very special animal to Phoebe Price. The long snowy expanses of Park City are like their own particularly cold red carpet, with a giant pot of Apple products and spa services on the other side. Let’s revel in this together.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

Sorry we said “10 Incredible Photos of Phoebe Price at Sundance” when we really meant “10 bizarre, kind of surreal but mostly humiliating photos of Phoebe Price at Sundance.” That headline would have been too long.

Also. She coordinated outfits with her purse dog.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

We take solace in knowing that Phoebe Price isn’t horrible enough to get her purse dog matching garter tights.

Celebrity sightings during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

We’ve never seen a tiny yappy dog look like too proud for what’s going on around it.

That dog eats its own shit and knows this is ignoble.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

Was she the only one in the Nintendo suite?

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

Yes.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

Oh, man! For a second there, we totally thought she was on the slopes. Now that’s acting.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

The implication here is that her little dog checked out because it actually had too much self-respect to pose for a photo with a fucking Wii pillow.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

And a Wii tarp?

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

Why yes, yes that is a hat in the style of a cow.

Phoebe Price at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival

The look on the background woman’s face is priceless.

(All photos via Wenn)