photoshop bloomingdales modelYou know what always makes me recoil? Whenever I see an advertisement where the model is just flaunting the fact that she has hips and internal organs and all the other gross stuff.

I fucking hate the gross stuff.

Fortunately, so does Bloomingdales. This Max & Cleo turtleneck sweater dress promises that it ‘boasts a waist-cinching belt for the most flattering fit’. The most flattering fit is apparently the fit that will make your behind no longer exist. Accordingly, we like how the dress completely eliminates your lower bits with some kind of magic powers. Or possibly they just used a shit-ton of photoshop on this already skinny model. Either way, that’s great, because pelvises and “being a human” suck, pretty much.