Have you celebrated humanity’s impending doom yet today? With zombie attacks spreading like wildfire across the land, and a government that seems either unwilling or unable to properly prepare for this, it’s only a matter of time before we are all decaying, flesh-hungry monsters. Why not celebrate shifting standards of beauty with an old-timey cameo, updated, of course, for the zombie future? You think models are skeletal now, just you wait. We’ll finally be able to see all of their sexy bones without any pesky flesh getting in the way.
I stumbled across the above ring while looking for some cool zombie shit on Etsy, and as it turns out, there are a whole bunch of other things like it. Personally, I like this one and this one, but there are more than a thousand of them on there, so select the zombie cameo that’s right for you.