You look pretty today, wiggling your toes about in the grass. But not as pretty as the shoes you left behind! I bet some other woman will chop off her toes to insert them into your nifty pair of sandals, and then realize that was a dumb move, because they’re sandals. Now that person is just going around toe-less and freakish. All because you were in some kind of bizarre hurry like this lady and just tossed your shoes out the window. Life-destroyer.
Anyhow, how many of you are Cinderellas/life-destroyers?