When Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz came onstage to present together, the first thing I thought was, “Dear God, I wish Billy Crystal wouldn’t make sex jokes.”

The second thing I thought was, “holy shit, Jennifer Lopez is having a horrific, nightmare-ishly prolonged nipple slip in front of the whole entire world. They should have been introduced as ‘Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez’ nipple.’ This is really awkward and I feel very uncomfortable on her behalf.”

I wasn’t the only one to notice Areola Lopez, either — shortly after its alleged appearance, someone created a Twitter account called @jlosnipple, with the tag line “did you see me!?”

Of course, J. Lo’s stylist is on the defense this morning, saying that no such slip occurred:

Her stylist, Mariel Haenn, tells PEOPLE that Lopez’s custom Zuhair Murad gown featured special built-in cups that prevented any “slips” when she took the stage at the Hollywood and Highland Center with Cameron Diaz to honor the best in costume design and makeup.

“The dress fit perfectly to every inch,” she tells PEOPLE in a statement. “While the dress did give the illusion of sheer-ness, joke’s on everyone who wishes they saw something!”

So what do you think? Here’s another picture:

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